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Bed Bug Removal Success Story



This guys sucks!!!


I live in southern California, and more and more I hear stories about bed bugs. Personally I never really paid much attention until I noticed little bites that came in threes on my girlfriend and myself. I have no idea where they came from but It was soon clear that I had them. 

Not my actual girlfriend



 I did lots of research and didn’t like what I saw. Anyone who’s struggling with them right now should remember two things. One they are difficult to get rid of but NOT impossible. And two there are much worse infestations to have, like roaches.

Just be glad you don't have an infestation of cave spiders in your house!










These guys are a HUGE pain in the ass to get rid of. They multiply like crazy, and they get into tiny tight spaces where they are hard to find. Plus, unlike fleas and mosquitoes their bites don’t hurt so you don’t notice when you’re being bitten. You generally won’t notice it until all you have is a red bump on your arm. Most people just talk about how nothing they do seems to work and there are very few success stories. So I thought it would be good to go over how I got rid of the little buggers.









First of all stuff that didn’t work....
 

Bug Bombs – The first thing I tried. These DO NOT WORK. Once I set one off and just hours later, I saw a bug crawl out right where I set the bomb. (4 months bug free my ass)










Spraying my mattress with bug spray – I know, I know, this is dangerous and unhealthy but I was frustrated and desperate. Needless to say unless you plan on putting down a fresh coat of poison every time you lie down(HUGE FIRE HAZZARD DON'T DO THAT), this isn’t going to work.









Getting rid of a single piece of furniture – I thought that they were all in this old chair. And don’t get me wrong, many of them were. But the bugs spread out, into the carpet and nearby objects. Don’t think throwing out some item will rid you of the problem.












Steps to get rid of them:

1.  Reduce clutter in your house.
This isn't actually my house... but you get the idea.
These guys like to hide anywhere they can. They crawl specifically into tight spaces making it hard to find them to remove ‘em. I don’t know about you, but being a bachelor who lives alone, I had a fair amount of clutter in my house. If anything good came out of all of this, aside from learning that my girlfriend has saint like patience and is willing to stick it out with me through anything, it was being forced to get rid of stuff I don’t need and to clean up. I got rid of old stuff just taking up space. And the rest I put into plastic sealable containers like you’d find at Target or another superstore.

And they aren't too expensive either


 This gave them a lot fewer places to hide. Also move your bed away from any walls. These guys can climb and I’ve heard that they drop on things from the celling. Personally I’ve never seen them do that, but I’ve heard it online.


2. Create a separation between yourself and places they may live.





   * Always check the corners of the mattress casing. They love to hide in tiny cracks and crevasses. 

    * These guys love to hide in pillows as well as mattresses. 







  * Be sure you have a plastic cover under the cloth one. 











You have to get mattress and couch covers. Mattress covers are pricey around 50 bucks. But they are worth it. Cover the mattress and box spring if you have one. Then buy covers for the pillows and your couch, sofa, love seat, any place where people sit. I got a nice plastic cover for my couch and love seat, then got a nice fabric cover to go over that. Don’t get me wrong, it’s annoying but it’s much better than having your guests get bitten. While you have the mattress off, check the frame for any signs of them and either spray 'em or vacuum them right up. 

3. Sticky tape or flypaper on furniture legs







As it turns out these little jerks can climb. Put sticky two sided tape on the legs of your sofa and your bed. It doesn’t look .... great. But it’s a good way to keep them from climbing up the from in the carpet and onto your bed.



4. Wash everything



You’ll need to wash all of your stuff that they can live in. Clothing, covers, and sheets. Since your pillows and couch are in a plastic sheet, I’m sure that you have pillow cases and a fabric sheet on the sofa. That all needs to be washed too. I know this is harsh on good clothing but you’ve got to wash it on hot to kill any of them and cook any eggs. Then dry it on hot for at least 30 minutes. That should keep the little punks nice and dead. It’s important to wash every single week. They can always crawl back onto the bed from the carpet and its good practice to keep the sheets constantly washed to keep them out. While you're doing the washing check the mattress for any signs of them and vacuum anything you see. 




  5. Vacuum every day



I don’t know about you, but as a bachelor who lives alone, I vacuumed .... mostly when I knew I was going to have company over soon. If you are serious about getting rid of these guys then you’ve got to vacuum every day. Especially when you take off the covers and sheets to do laundry. Keep everything nice and clean always.

And be ever vigilant, there were times I thought they were gone and then one would pop back up. 


Hear that Bed Bugs, I'm coming to get you!




Since taking these steps I saw them less and less and now not at all (Knock on wood). It’s been almost ten months and neither my girlfriend nor I have seen a single bite or even found one of the little guys dead in the laundry.




Do I know that they’re all 100% gone?   Nope.     That’s why I’m leaving on the covers and I still wash everything every week. I really don’t want to take any chances. But with so much hopelessness out there, I thought I’d spread the word that there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Getting rid of these guys is hard but NOT impossible. Just stick with it and soon you’re troubles will be over.



And whenever you get frustrated or feel down on yourself. Remember .... 







it could be worse....






Thanks for reading, and Good Luck!!!!!

Curse of Chucky Review



Curse of Chucky is the sixth installment in the Child's Play/Chucky franchise and was released widely in October of 2013.



Now I was a bit worried when I heard that the next Chucky movie would be straight to DVD/Blu Ray and that the Chucky doll looked so strange in this film. However those worries were calmed by the knowledge that the movie has Brad Dourif reprising his role as Chucky and Don Mancini, the creator of the character, was back to write and direct. With the tiny budget of 5 million dollars and Brad Dourif's daughter in the lead we get surprisingly one of the best movies in the series. 




I'm a long time Chucky fan. Child's Play was one of the first slasher movies I'd ever seen and was part of my induction into the horror genre. People seem to like taking a shit on the Child's Play franchise nowadays, but I love it anyway. I've never really found Chucky scary, I just love him as a character. How often do you have a slasher film where the slasher themselves is in near as much danger as the victim. He's got to be clever with how he kills because he's not really that strong or fast. The element of surprise is his only advantage. But honestly I watch the movies for Chucky himself. To me, Chucky is one of the most charismatic of all the slasher killers. 



Isn't he just hilarious! 


Michael Myers and Jason are both silent. Freddie Kruger has these clever one liners and jokes that he sets up. Pinhead from Hellraiser is so regal with his threats. Chucky is just a dude who likes to kill people, and happens to be trapped in the body of a little ginger midget. He's totally inelegant about it. As an eleven year old, hearing Chucky speak for the first time was amazing. 



11 year old me:  Were his first words 'You stupid bitch'????......     I freakin' love this guy!!!
I laughed my ass of throughout the movies. And this one is no different.

But onto this movie. 

 It's a micro film, taking place primarily in one location. Fiona Dourif, Brad's surprisingly attractive daughter, is the lead as our wheelchair bound heroine. 




We start off with Chucky being mailed to this ostensibly random and unfortunate family, and hilarity ensues. They really make you wait to find out why he's there. All you know is that it's Chucky, so people are gonna die. Now what works with this movie is the fact that it goes back to the creepier elements of the early movies, while still acknowledging the later ones. You'll have to watch the movie yourself to see why Chucky has decided to visit this particular family, but I can tell you that Bride of Chucky, and Seed of Chucky are still canon and the film does reference them.

Another thing is that the kills are fantastic. One of the biggest separators of a mediocre slasher film from a really fun one; is how creative and gruesome the kills are. And they defiantly deliver on that front in this movie. There's one in particular that will make even avid fans of The Walking Dead go .......






I also love that this movie is funny without TRYING to be funny. My biggest issue with Seed of Chucky was that they kept inserting jokes and trying to turn it into a slapstick comedy. The premise of Child's Play (a foul mouthed, 2ft tall, ginger serial killer) is slapstick enough. The comedy is inherent in the story, you don't need to add jokes. The Child's play films have always made me laugh and cheer but not because they were delivering a bunch of corny jokes, they just were funny. 






A doll with freckles and bright blue eyes screaming a bunch of curse words is funny on it's own, don't make him do 'The Shining' references


This movie takes it all seriously. And there are some genuinely surprising and scary moments in this film. The story is pretty simple but it has some interesting twists and turns. Making the lead wheelchair bound was a great move. She is effectively slower and less agile that Chucky is, making him a much larger threat to her. And it has one of the best, end of the credits stingers I've ever seen. EVER!!

Overall I have to say that after watching it and having some time to think about it, this movie is my second favorite in the series after the original. That makes my ranking of the Chucky movies...


1.
Child's Play
2.
Curse of Chucky

3.
Bride of Chucky
4.
Child's Play 2

And the Red-headed Step Children of the series.

5.
Child's Play 3
6.
Seed of Chucky



So this film comes highly recomened. If you like slashers and especially if you like them to be fun I'd highly recommend it. Now you can see this one without having seen the others and still enjoy it but I would recommend you watch at least the first two before moving on to this one. 


So there you have it, Curse of Chucky, at Redboxes everywhere so....




So go get yourself a copy!!!!!

Daryl rolling with his homies.

I've been way to busy to post lately. But I thought I'd make a Meme for fun. Anyone as impressed with how far they've come with the Daryl character? He's gone from the wild card the groups biggest asset.